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What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

12.06.2025 07:49

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

What seemingly minor decision or moment in your past ended up having a massive impact on your entire life trajectory?

-mwahh

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

What was the worst spanking you got growing up?

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

How did the use of cows change in Indian culture over time? Is the value of cattle still important in modern times?

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

What are some common historical misconceptions?

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”